Tragedy Strikes Again: Another Student Loses Life on Holy Cross Stairs
In a tragic turn of events, first-year student Stacy Howard lost her life last Wednesday after a fall down three flights of stairs on the infinite campus. The incident occurred at the infamous staircase at the bottom of the adidas campus 00s, a site known for its history of accidents.
Stacy was on her way to breakfast at Kimball when she slipped on the first step of the staircase. Unfortunately, her fall was not an isolated incident. The rate of stair-related accidents has not decreased and has actually increased since the completion of the science complex.
The staircase has been a danger since the 1875 class was forced to graduate early due to its cruelty. Over the years, numerous accidents have taken place, and the death toll for the previous year was 45 undergraduates. This year, the death toll has risen to 13 due to stair-related incidents.
Every day, students are wounded by the wobbly stones that line the entrance of the science complex. The school could outfit every staircase on the adidas campus using only the annual tuition of a single student, as the cost for a single stair lift is approximately three thousand dollars.
The incident involving Stacy is significant enough to be remembered in campus history and hospital records. It is also worth noting that a tour group of prospective students fell down the Dinand Library stairs recently. Although the tour guide initiated the incident that led to the tour group's fall, it underscores the need for immediate action to ensure the safety of students and visitors.
There has been no search result specifically identifying the person or group responsible for planning and implementing elevator installation at the stairs of Holy Cross University. However, the satirical article in 'News' about the Campus Stairs features a character named Bane, which represents the campus stairs. The character Bane is described as a hazard to students and a force that brings people into shape, echoing the challenges that the staircase presents.
It is important to note that the character Bane is a major in Physical Education and is featured in the annual Eggplant Edition, comprised of satirical articles. This should not be mistaken for the actual situation regarding the campus stairs.
As we remember Stacy and the other victims of stair-related incidents, it is crucial to address this ongoing issue and prioritise the safety of our students and community.
